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Elf : Welcome to Santa's Village, where it's Christmas everyday! Closed on Christmas.

Ned Flanders : You know, a man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I ac...Show more »

Ned Flanders : You know, a man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.
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Mr. Burns : [Giving a talk to inspire the school] Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, fam...Show more »

Mr. Burns : [Giving a talk to inspire the school] Okay, I'm going to keep this short. Friends, family, religion. These are the demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Any questions?
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Mr. Burns : Whoa, slow down there maestro. There's a NEW Mexico?

Mr. Burns : Smithers, release the hounds.

Kent Brockman : So, Senator, tell our viewers why they should vote for you?
Kang : [Bioduplicated...Show more »

Kent Brockman : So, Senator, tell our viewers why they should vote for you?
Kang : [Bioduplicated to look like the Senator] It makes no difference who you vote for! Either way your Planet is Doomed! Doomed!
Kent Brockman : Well, a refreshingly honest response there from Senator Bob Dole!
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Ned Flanders : Hi-diddly-ho, neighbourino!

Principal Skinner : Mrs Krabappel is in Portland. It turns out the people she hired to deprogram her...Show more »

Principal Skinner : Mrs Krabappel is in Portland. It turns out the people she hired to deprogram her sister out of that Cult were an even worse Cult.
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Homer : Oh no, Aliens! Well, I suppose you want to probe me, might as well get it over with.
Kang...Show more »

Homer : Oh no, Aliens! Well, I suppose you want to probe me, might as well get it over with.
Kang : Stop!
[Tentacles quiver]
Kang : We've reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us...
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Principal Skinner : There's no justice like angry-mob justice.

[repeated line]
Mr. Burns : Excellent.

Kent Brockman : [in front of a mugshot of HRH Queen Elizabeth II] And the Queen will be held witho...Show more »

Kent Brockman : [in front of a mugshot of HRH Queen Elizabeth II] And the Queen will be held without bail until the sample is returned.
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[repeated lines]
Homer : Shut up, Flanders!
Ned Flanders : Okily-dokily!

Mr. Burns : Bolshevism! Sheer Bolshevism! Ripe for the quashing!

[repeated line]
Mr. Burns : Ahoy-hoy?/!

Marge : We've got to get you away from these violent influences and into Church!
Reverend Lovejoy...Show more »

Marge : We've got to get you away from these violent influences and into Church!
Reverend Lovejoy : And then the Belshazzemites did PIERCE the eyes of their foes and feasted upon what flowed thereforth.
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Principal Skinner : Despite all the Ritalin, Bart has moved on to drugs...

Bart : [filling Skinner's pants with cats and dynamite]
Principal Skinner : This is not going t...Show more »

Bart : [filling Skinner's pants with cats and dynamite]
Principal Skinner : This is not going to end well.
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Principal Skinner : [Not happy with the "Puma Pride" mural] The shapely female form has no place i...Show more »

Principal Skinner : [Not happy with the "Puma Pride" mural] The shapely female form has no place in Art!
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Homer : Sanctuary!
Reverend Lovejoy : Oh, why did I teach him that word?

Homer : [at a company picnic held at Mr Burns' mansion] Oh, boss. Look what we brought.
[holds ...Show more »

Homer : [at a company picnic held at Mr Burns' mansion] Oh, boss. Look what we brought.
[holds up a jello mould]
Homer : Gelatine desserts.
Mr. Burns : [slaps his head] Oh, for the love of Peter. That's what everybody brought. Some damn fool
[Homer]
Mr. Burns : went around telling everyone I love that slimy goop.
[motions to a whole collection of jello moulds]
Mr. Burns : Well, toss it in the pile over there.
[grudgingly]
Mr. Burns : And make yourselves at home.
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Kent Brockman : So I guess you could say this barely qualifies as news...

Ned Flanders : Absotively Posolutely!

[repeated line]
Reverend Lovejoy : Damn Flanders.

Mr. Burns : Smithers, get this bedlamite an alienist!

Mrs Lovejoy : [the Parson is coming] Please try and relax.
Reverend Lovejoy : But he's like the...Show more »

Mrs Lovejoy : [the Parson is coming] Please try and relax.
Reverend Lovejoy : But he's like the Pope of this thing!
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Captain McCallister : I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and retu...Show more »

Captain McCallister : I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
Mr. Burns : We are building a CASINO.
Captain McCallister : Aaaaarrr... Can you give me 5 minutes?
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Mr. Burns : What was I laughing at? Oh, yes, that crippled Irishman! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ned Flanders : Science is like someone who tells you the end of a movie before you've watched it! I ...Show more »

Ned Flanders : Science is like someone who tells you the end of a movie before you've watched it! I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!
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Kent Brockman : And that's how a Hippo became a Deputy.
Homer : ...Stupid Hippo.

Otto : [at the wrong film] I never realised British Coal Miners had it so hard. There's blood on y...Show more »

Otto : [at the wrong film] I never realised British Coal Miners had it so hard. There's blood on your hands, Mrs Thatcher!
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Reverend Lovejoy : Have you ever thought about one of the other major religions, Ned? They're all ju...Show more »

Reverend Lovejoy : Have you ever thought about one of the other major religions, Ned? They're all just as good...
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Kent Brockman : And I, for one, welcome our insect Overlords...

Superintendent Chalmers : [Vaudeville] What I am asking you is "Who's on first?"
Principal Skin...Show more »

Superintendent Chalmers : [Vaudeville] What I am asking you is "Who's on first?"
Principal Skinner : A man called Hoo is on First Base, whose name confusingly sounds like the question "Who?"
Superintendent Chalmers : Well, Seymour, you have ruined the Act. Ya sexless freak.
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Homer : Oh, great! Mormons!
Kang : Actually, we're Quantum Presbytarians...

Ned Flanders : [people are missing the point of Flanders' "Hell House"] No! His sin was thinking t...Show more »

Ned Flanders : [people are missing the point of Flanders' "Hell House"] No! His sin was thinking that women are beautiful!
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Principal Skinner : It's the only Behaviour Modification Camp cruel enough to scare kids like Bart s...Show more »

Principal Skinner : It's the only Behaviour Modification Camp cruel enough to scare kids like Bart straight, and then send them home quietly ticking away...
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Mr. Burns : Summon the Shire-Reeve, wake the Beadle!

Principal Skinner : [Lisa's President in the Future] Your nutrition and education programs just cr...Show more »

Principal Skinner : [Lisa's President in the Future] Your nutrition and education programs just created a generation of Supercriminals.
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[repeated lines]
Mr. Burns : Who is that man?
Waylon Smithers : That's Homer Simpson, sir. O...Show more »

[repeated lines]
Mr. Burns : Who is that man?
Waylon Smithers : That's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your _ from sector 7G.
Mr. Burns : Simpson, eh?
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Mr. Burns : [repeated line, whenever he forgets Homer's name] Simpson, eh?

Mr. Burns : [Old Timey Atom Factory] Come on boys, crack those atoms! You! Turn out your pockets! ...Show more »

Mr. Burns : [Old Timey Atom Factory] Come on boys, crack those atoms! You! Turn out your pockets! Atoms! Six of them! Take him away!
The Working Man : You can't do this to the working man! One day we'll form a Union and get the Fair and Equitable treatment we deserve! And then we'll go too far and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
Mr. Burns : The Japanese! Those sandal wearing basket weavers!
Mr. Burns : [Present Day] If only we'd listened to that man instead of walling him up in an old coke oven...
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Superintendent Chalmers : I do not belong here! I am not bald, I am balding! Why doesn't anyone resp...Show more »

Superintendent Chalmers : I do not belong here! I am not bald, I am balding! Why doesn't anyone respect the Ding?
Principal Skinner : I respect the Ding, Sir!
Superintendent Chalmers : What in God's name are you talking about?
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Mr. Burns : Bosh! Flimshaw!

Kent Brockman : Human feelings, expressed by a Human.

Principal Skinner : Today we're doing Coding, moving on from our last educational fad, "Mindfulness"...Show more »

Principal Skinner : Today we're doing Coding, moving on from our last educational fad, "Mindfulness". Did anyone work out what that was all about?
[undecided murmurs]
Milhouse : Shutting up?
Principal Skinner : Sure, whatever.
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Kent Brockman : Tonight we ask "Do Opposites Attract?" as the World's oldest man meets the World's f...Show more »

Kent Brockman : Tonight we ask "Do Opposites Attract?" as the World's oldest man meets the World's fattest man...
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Kent Brockman : Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for seven years.....Show more »

Kent Brockman : Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for seven years...
Mr Hiccups : Hic! Kill me! Hic! Kill me!
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Mr. Burns : Smithers, unleash the League of Evil!
Waylon Smithers : [Opens Secret Panel. The Leag...Show more »

Mr. Burns : Smithers, unleash the League of Evil!
Waylon Smithers : [Opens Secret Panel. The League are all dead]
Mr. Burns : My League! What happened to my beautiful League?
Waylon Smithers : Even Monsters need air, Sir.
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Superintendent Chalmers : [tractored from behind by Bart] I was going to make you Deputy Superinte...Show more »

Superintendent Chalmers : [tractored from behind by Bart] I was going to make you Deputy Superintendent, but now that plum goes to Holloway!
Principal Skinner : Holloway? But he's a drunk!
Superintendent Chalmers : And a pill-popper! And what is a Dinner Lady doing posing as a Nurse?
Lunchlady Doris : I get two paychecks this way.
Superintendent Chalmers : D'oh.
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Principal Skinner : [Loudspeaker] Someone has been distributing counterfeit candy hearts with off ...Show more »

Principal Skinner : [Loudspeaker] Someone has been distributing counterfeit candy hearts with off colour sentiments on them. I would like to remind you that Valentine's Day is no laughing matter!
[Vietnam Flashback]
Principal Skinner : Writing a Valentine to your sweetheart, Johnny?
Johnny : You betcha!
[Machine-gunned to death]
Principal Skinner : Johnny? Johnny!
[Doesn't realise he's thinking aloud]
Principal Skinner : JOHNNYYYY!
Bart : Cool, I broke his brain!
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Mr. Glascock : This is a great day for me. I thought Id never teach again.
Principal Skinner : We...Show more »

Mr. Glascock : This is a great day for me. I thought Id never teach again.
Principal Skinner : Well, thinks have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock.
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Principal Skinner : Silent Anger! The cornerstone of a successful marriage...

Coma Guy : Are Sonny and Cher still doing that stupid show?
Kent Brockman : She won an Oscar and ...Show more »

Coma Guy : Are Sonny and Cher still doing that stupid show?
Kent Brockman : She won an Oscar and he's a Congressman!
Coma Guy : Good night!
[Dies]
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Kang : No Pickle, Butter Brickle.

Principal Skinner : But how will children learn if they don't feel like they're in kid jail?

Mr. Burns : [after Bart knocks Smithers unconscious with a rock] I like him a lot.

Principal Skinner : [over the school's PA system] Students, I have an announcement. One of your fa...Show more »

Principal Skinner : [over the school's PA system] Students, I have an announcement. One of your favourite comic book heroes, Radio Man...
Nelson : Radioactive Man, stupid!
Principal Skinner : Strange. I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
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Ned Flanders : [Flanders pours Homer a beer from a tap in his rumpus room] Here's a tasty little l...Show more »

Ned Flanders : [Flanders pours Homer a beer from a tap in his rumpus room] Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.
Homer : Well, beggy can't be choosy.
[Homer drinks some and let's out a loud belch]
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Mr. Burns : Are you sure you haven't just made hundreds of mistakes?
Doctor : ...Yes.

Mr. Burns : Would you care for some dangerous drugs?
Homer : Well, if that is your custom...

Principal Skinner : In the interests of open dialogue, sit quietly and watch this film.

Mrs. Krabappel : You're endangering the childrens' future!
Principal Skinner : [too loud] Oh, c...Show more »

Mrs. Krabappel : You're endangering the childrens' future!
Principal Skinner : [too loud] Oh, come on Edna, you know as well as I that these kids HAVE no future! Ha! Prove me wrong, children!
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Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Lenny, Kent Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, Otto, Montgomery Burns, Reverend Lovejoy... movies list

The Simpsons - Season 30

ep.23

IMDb: 7

2017

109 min

Country: United States

Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery

Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...

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