I am sexy. . . oh, maybe not to the average Joe of sexy, but to the connoisseur of sexy, I'm hot, I'm very hot! Show less «

When I was a kid, my dad was a drunk, and he would sometimes try to kill me and my sister. Well, he didn't really, but he said he would, and it scared us. I knew I had sort of a comic talent, comic timing, and I wanted to be a comic actor. When things were bad, I would go to bed crying and think, "I'm gonna be really famous. I'll show him." So I tried to do that, and as a result, I met the other guys.(The Kids In The Hall.) By the time of the TV show, the quest for being famous had melted away, and it became about loving the work. I really fell in love with the work. I learned how to write, and there I was on TV for five years. As a result, I became semi-famous, because I stopped caring about it. I honestly thought that if I kept caring about it, I wouldn't be known. Show less «

I feel as if I'm playing myself only more feminine, and to me more feminine means smarter.

I'm nutty bunny number three, the cutest bunny is always me!

Couldn't I have just one hand free? How much trouble can I get into with just one hand?

Hi, I'm Kevin McDonald, or as many of you know me, the Kid in the Hall we don't like.

I have demons. . . polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless! Show less «

I don't say funny things, I say things funny.

Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka.

They love me in France.

Do you really think this soup can bring about world peace?