Linda Smith

I had absolutely no expectations of Tony Blair, and even I have been disappointed.

Golf is something that gets people who should stay indoors outside.

I only found out that the beliefs I hold are 'humanistic' when the BHA kindly invited me to be its president! I am sure that I'm typical of many 'unconscious' humanists. The BHA's work is more important than ever - with fundamentalism of many kinds on the rise, the rational voice of Humanism needs to be heard. I see publicizing Humanism in order that other people might identify themselves not just negatively as atheists, but positively as humanists, as a vital part of my role. I'm looking forward to evangelizing - if that's the right word! Show less «

[on politician David Mellor] "The thinking woman's fat, ugly bastard."

"People knock ASBOs, but you have to bear in mind they're the only qualification some of these kids are ever going to get." (On Anti-social behavior orders) Show less «

I play all my country and western music backwards. Your lover returns, your dog comes back to life and you cease to be an alcoholic. Show less «