Stewart Lee

I remember when Princess Diana died, and there was all this mass hysteria. And I went down to look at all the floral tributes. And in amongst the flowers, cards and poems I saw a rubber ET doll. Now, who thought that that was appropriate? "Darling, I just heard on the news that Princess Diana died in a terrible accident." "Oh, well, I suppose I'd better go out and buy a rubber ET doll, as you do, in remembrance. I'd better hurry, there's going to be a rush on them." Show less «