[Linda's mother brings her cacti on holiday with her] 
Linda Upmore : Mummy your not bringing them are you?
Daphne Barnes : Well I can't leave them at home, they'll die.
Arthur Upmore : Good.
Daphne Barnes : Did you say something?
Arthur Upmore : I said good, we've nearly finished packing.
[Daphne asks the taxi driver who brought her plants to put them somewhere safe, but Arthur gets a prodd from the Cactus on his bottom] 
Daphne Barnes : Put that on the table will you?
Arthur Upmore : AHH! BLOODY HELL!
Daphne Barnes : Arthur, there is no need for that!
Arthur Upmore : Oh deary me, bless me soul, I do believe I nearly said a rude word, which is not suprising since I nearly got a cactus spike right up my a...
Daphne Barnes : ARTHUR!
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[Professor Vrooshka cleans her dirty caravan but finds her scrubbing brush isn't up to standard to do the job] 
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Ahh, scrubber. Scrubber no working, borrowing from comrades.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Excuse please, ahh this is nice, this is very nice, no?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : In this caravan your not getting much crumpet, no?
Arthur Upmore : Pardon?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : CRUMPET.
Arthur Upmore : Yes that's what I thought you said.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, I am keeping a, how you say, a dirrrty caravan.
Arthur Upmore : Keeping a what?
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : You see, I am having birds in my caravan you want to come and see?
Arthur Upmore : No thank you, not just now.
Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Therefore, I am going round camp looking for scrubbers.
Arthur Upmore : Really?
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