Bob : Hey, Bud.
Mel : Jesus, Bob! Hey, Marin, it's okay! He's a friend.
Bob : Everybody cool here?
Mel : Yeah. Bob this Rebecca. Rebecca this is my friend, Bob.
Rebecca : Hi, Bob. Nice to meet you.
Mel : Ma'am.
Mel : And, uh, Lieutenant Marin. Bucharest Police.
Bob : I know, Sir.
Lieutenant Marin : Hello, CIA Bob, huh? I thought you were a sniper at first.
Bob : No, Sir.
Lieutenant Marin : Okay.
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Mel : [referring to castle wall]  Think we can make it?
Bob : No problem.
Bob : [after climbing castle wall]  Your turn, man.
Rebecca : You can do that?
Mel : No. That's why I climb with him.
Rebecca : Good luck.
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Mel : [after climbing into the castle window]  Jesus!
Bob : Good climbing, man. We're in.
[to Rebecca via walkie-talkie] 
Bob : Okay, we're gonna go offline now, unless you have an emergency don't call us. We'll call you.
Rebecca : No! Mel!
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Bob : [to Rebecca via walkie-talkie]  Sounds like trouble ahead. Female voice. We're gonna check it out.
Rebecca : No. The witch doesn't sleep by day.
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Bob : What's the target here?
Mel : We gotta get inside. You think we can make it up this wall?
Bob : Give it a shot.
Mel : Good. Uh, you got the stuff?
Bob : Kind of weird stopping this, buddy. What are we vampire hunting? It's your show, man. I'm just doin' a cameo.
Mel : This body bag light-tight?
Bob : A hundred percent opaque. Woah, woah, woah, Lieutenant. Night viewing device. Don't wanna mess with it in daylight. You're gonna love this. Silver bullets. Melted down from my neighbor's antique crucifix. You're over five hundred bucks, pal.
Mel : Five hundred bucks?
Bob : [referring to Rebecca]  She started out asking seven fifty.
Mel : Nice work, Bob.
Bob : Hey, man, it's my pleasure.
[referring to gun clip] 
Bob : This makes six rounds each. That's if we're all participating. Ma'am? You know how to use it?
Rebecca : Yeah, I think I can handle it.
[points gun at Lieutenant Marin] 
Lieutenant Marin : No,no,no,no.
[motions for Rebecca to point gun away] 
Mel : Are you with us, Marin?
Lieutenant Marin : Okay. But, don't tell anyone the boss, okay?
Bob : Ma'am?
Rebecca : Rebecca.
Bob : Yes, ma'am.
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Bob : [to Mummy]  Hands up, Granny!