Reverend Flasher : [while doing a sermon Flasher says that anyone who has not visited a prostitute may leave the church. Bodkin gets up and starts to leave]  Ah... Brother Bodkin. I see you haven't sinned
Bodkin : No Reverend... I just remembered where I left my hat last night!
Reverend Flasher : Ha ha ha ha!
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Reverend Flasher : If there is one man, just one man amongst you who can say in all truthfulness that within the past week he has not committed adultery then he may leave this church now and go with my blessing.
[Bodkin stands up and starts to leave] 
Reverend Flasher : Ah, we have at least one good man with us. Well done, brother Bodkin.
Bodkin : Oh it's not that, Rector. You just reminded me where I left my hat last night.
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