Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
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Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
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B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
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Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
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Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
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Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
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[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
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Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
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Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
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[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
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Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
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[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
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Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
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Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
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Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
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Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
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Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
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[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
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Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
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Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
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Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Fathe...Show more »
Fathe...Show more »
Hawkeye : War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye : Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy : Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye : Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Hawkeye : Well, it'...Show more »
Radar : [on the phone with the US] Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.
B.J. : It's always today here.
Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?
B.J. : Good point.
Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!
Show less «
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
Hawkeye : I'm too frightened to be scared.
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's...Show more »
[as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field]
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
B.J. : What's Frank up to?
Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.<...Show more »
Hawkeye : Blow in my ear.
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Margaret : What?
Hawkeye : I'm so cold I think my pilot's gone out.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
Hawkeye : Insanity is just a state of mind
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.Show more »
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
[Margaret has just thanked Hawkeye]
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Margaret, I'm honored, touched... and aroused.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of ...Show more »
[Calling Maj. Freedman]
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Sidney? Hawkeye Pierce. Did I interrupt you in the middle of someone?
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last m...Show more »
Hawkeye : How much of this can a man take? We must have seen this picture twelve times in the last month. Its a recurring nightmare with popcorn.
Show less «
Show less «
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] He...Show more »
Father Mulcahy : [Some Refugees leave on a truck, Father Mulcahy is handing out the Holy Bible] Here you go kids... just something to read on the way.
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you have any questions they have branch offices everywhere.
Show less «
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Hawkeye : If you act drunk long enough, you get a REAL hangover.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Trapper : Take a walk, Frank.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : Yeah, take a major walk.
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
Hawkeye : [after discovering a patient that is a baby] Boy, did his draft board go crazy!
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drown...Show more »
[to Margaret]
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?
Show less «
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Hawkeye : [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : [speaking to Klinger] Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch.
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat ...Show more »
Hawkeye : Klinger, get back here as fast as you can. We want a few minutes before the party to beat the daylights out of you.
Show less «
Show less «
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Margaret : I am a woman, after all.
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Hawkeye : [turning to Burns] Is that true, Frank?
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Trapper : They got a lot of guts.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Hawkeye : And they keep serving them.
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
Hawkeye : You're a better nurse than I am, Gunga Din.
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce actors
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