Dr. Tinkle : It's an enigma, Matron, an enigma.
Mr. Roper : I'm not having another one of those.
Show less «

Charlie Roper : What they brought you in here for then.
Francis Bigger : Oh just some pain in the back. Its a ooh, ooh dear.
Charlie Roper : Last bloke in that bed had the same thing.
Francis Bigger : Did he?
Charlie Roper : Right up to the end.
Francis Bigger : Well that's cheerful. I say one thing for them it's a nice warm bed.
Charlie Roper : Should be, they only took him out half an hour ago.
Show less «

Francis Bigger : [seeing the ward sister being carried into the laundry room]  Fancy her wearing red ones under all that!
Mr. Roper : [on seeing Bigger come out of his room]  Get back in there and keep quiet!
Francis Bigger : [approaching Roper]  Oh. What's this? The revolt of the slaves?
Mr. Roper : Something like that. We've got some business to settle with Tinkle!
Francis Bigger : [pointing to his room]  You want me to stay in there? Never! Up the rebels, and to hell with Burgundy.
Mr. Roper : Where?
Francis Bigger : Bur-gun-dy!
Show less «