The Black Fingernail : [taunting]  Yooh whoo. It's me.
Camembert : Tis he. After he.
Bidet : After who?
Camembert : After him.
Bidet : After you.
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[the Black Fingernail has rescued a French aristocrat, the Duc de Pommfrit, from the guillotine and left his calling card there] 
Citizen Robespierre : So, Citizen Head of Secret Police Camembert, the one who calls himself "The Black Fingernail" has fooled you again.
Camembert : Oh, I wouldn't say that, citizen.
Citizen Robespierre : Oh, you wouldn't?
Camembert : No.
Citizen Robespierre : [Waves paper with Black Fingernail's sign on it]  This is his calling card. It was found on the guillotine after that disgraceful exhibition this afternoon.
Camembert : Yes, that's true, but he didn't fool me. Oh no, not for one moment.
Citizen Robespierre : [Sarcastically]  He didn't? Oh, perhaps I've got the story wrong. This time he posed as an insurance salesman, correct?
Camembert : Yes.
Citizen Robespierre : Abducted the Duc de Pommfrit from under your very nose?
Camembert : Yes.
Citizen Robespierre : And tricked you into executing your own executioner?
Camembert : Yes.
Citizen Robespierre : [shouting]  And he didn't fool you for one minute?
Camembert : I knew who he was. I wanted to see how far he would go.
Citizen Robespierre : Mon blooming dieu. He couldn't have gone very much further could he?
Camembert : Oh, I don't know. We've still got the guillotine!
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Desiree Dubarry : [Drinks Champagne and belches loudly] 
Camembert : Ooh! Charming!
Desiree Dubarry : Well I can't 'elp it. It's the bubbles; they get lodged in me chest.
Camembert : Yes. There's room for a few lodgers in there.
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Citizen Robespierre : Have either of you ever seen a man looking like that?
Camembert : Well, it's marvelous what you can do with a bit of padding. If I could just have a bit of a prod...
Citizen Robespierre : No you cannot have a bit of a prod! Imbecile! Admit it. This Fingernail has made a monkey of you, yet again.
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Camembert : I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese!

Camembert : Remember you must be circumspect.
Bidet : Oh, I was Sir. When I was a baby.