Lloyd C. Cramden : Flint, How do you find time to read all these books?
Flint : No, no, no, sir, I wrote those.
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Lisa Norton : You're quite accustomed to being admired by women, aren't you? All those, uh, ridiculous, uh...
Flint : Sighs? Yes, you're quite right. They are ridiculous. I must say it's refreshing to be with a beautiful woman who's above that sort of thing.
Lisa Norton : Why I never said I was above that sort of thing. What I meant was...
Flint : Yes?
Lisa Norton : You really are good at it Mr. Flint.
[Flint laughs] 
Lisa Norton : Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you so irresistible to women?
Flint : It's very simple. I don't compete with them.
[Flint takes Lisa's face and kisses her] 
Flint : Now that ends the suspense.
Lisa Norton : You're quite right. I was curious. Well, now you've had the tour and so have I.
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[On hearing that the president has been replaced by an impostor.] 
Flint : An actor? As president?
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[Flint prepares to board the plane to go to the desert] 
Flint : Empty all the ashtrays?
Bill Lear : Nah, I got you a new plane.
Flint : Ah, beautiful! Let's go.
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Natasha, the Ballerina : Derek, darling. Your American music is so decadent.
Flint : Yeah.
Natasha, the Ballerina : But it's so exciting.
Flint : Well, that's where it's at, honey.
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[Flint shatters a billiard ball with a hand-held sonic device] 
Lloyd C. Cramden : It's extraordinary!
Flint : [Scoffs]  It's a toy. However, we *are* making such scientific strides that
[grabs book from shelf and hands it to Cramden] 
Flint : this last year's book is already out of date
Lloyd C. Cramden : How *do* you find time to read?
Flint : No no, I wrote that...
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