Doctor : In Vermont? I don't think so, Will.
Will Randall : You weren't there, Ralph.
Doctor : Are you sure it wasn't a Husky or a German Shepherd? And after all, it was night, wasn't it? It was dark out.
Will Randall : Full moon. And to answer your question, it was a wolf. It was staring straight at me, you don't confuse a dog with a wolf.
Doctor : I see, whatever you say. You know, it's funny, this isn't the first Rabies shot I have given in the last few months. My wife's sister-in-law up in Onianca, a raccoon chased her up onto her porch and bit her in the ass. And last summer, the son of a friend of mine sustained brain damage from a snake bite. This kid was sitting in front of his pool and the next thing you know, he has brain damage.
Will Randall : Is he all right?
Doctor : Who?
Will Randall : Your friend's son?
Doctor : No, you idiot. He has brain damage.
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