Dr. Venture : Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons!
The Monarch : You're my arch-enemy! That's what I do! That's my thing!
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Dr. Venture : Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip!

Baron Ünderbheit : Catclops! What have you to report?
Catclops : Tourism has skyrocketed at the Well of Bitter Sorrows and the Ünderbheit Birth Crevasse since you enacted the mandatory attendance edict.
Baron Ünderbheit : Told you. Girl Hitler?
Girl Hitler : Benzene chewables have doubled production in ze child slave mines. Dilly-dallying saw a brief spike, but ve stabilized it by removing ze feet of the alpha males, UND DE POPULAR GIRLS!
Baron Ünderbheit : Good! Good!
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[Baron Ünderbheit offers a "parting gift" to his traitorous minions] 
Catclops : Tiger balm. I don't get it.
Girl Hitler : Oh, maybe he's saying he's sore at us, and so he's giving us balm to soothe.
Catclops : That's retarded. Sir, what exactl...?
[Baron Ünderbheit is nowhere to be seen. ] 
Catclops : Where'd he go? I knew it, I knew it! He's gonna kill us, isn't he?
[Tigers emerge from the walls and attack the minions] 
Catclops : Aw, crap!
Manservant : [outside in the hall]  Shall I have the maintenance crew clean the room, my master?
Baron Ünderbheit : No, not yet, Manservant.
[the Baron presses a remote control, activating a device strapped to the tigers] 
Girl Hitler : Ohhhh. Tiger *bomb!*
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Dean Venture : Hank! I had my pubes shaved. I'm gonna put them under the pillow for the tooth fairy!
Hank Venture : Did the doctor see that creepy dog dork of yours?
Dr. Venture : Hank, don't brag to your brother about your circumcision.
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Dr. Venture : Dean, you smell like a whore