Baltar : So now you're telling me, um, now you're telling me you're a machine?
Number Six : I'm a woman.
Baltar : You're a machine. You're a synthetic woman, a robot.
Number Six : I've said it three times now.
Baltar : Well, forgive me, I'm having the tiniest little bit of trouble believing that because the last time anybody saw the Cylons they looked more like walking chrome toasters.
Number Six : Those models are still around. They have their uses.
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[Number Six has just informed Baltar that she has used the access he has given her to the Defense Mainframe in order to commit espionage] 
Baltar : I had nothing to do with this. You know I had nothing to do with this.
Number Six : You have an amazing capacity for self-deception. How do you do that?
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Helo : Aren't you Gaius Baltar?
Baltar : I haven't done anything.

Number Six : What are you doing?
Baltar : Phoning my attorney.
Number Six : That won't be necessary.
Baltar : Nah, he'll know what to do. He'll sort this out. He's the best in the business.
Number Six : It won't be necessary because in a few hours no one will be left to charge you with anything.
Baltar : What exactly are you saying?
Number Six : Humanity's children are returning home. Today.
[a nuclear detonation flares in the distance] 
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[a hallucinatory Number Six has shown Baltar an odd device on the DRADIS display console in the Galactica's CIC] 
Baltar : You're not helping.
Number Six : I'm sorry. How can I help?
Baltar : Well, for a start you can tell me what that is.
Number Six : Honestly, I don't know.
Baltar : Well, it hasn't exploded.
Number Six : Yet.
[Baltar gives her a shocked look] 
Number Six : I'm just guessing.
Baltar : I have to warn them.
Number Six : How do you propose to do that? "Oh look, a Cylon device." "Really? Well, how do you know what a Cylon device looks like, Doctor?" "Oh, I forgot to mention I'm familiar with their technology because I've been having sex with a Cylon for the last two years now."
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