[from trailer] 
Scorpius : This is insane, Crichton.
John Crichton : Four years on and your finally gettin' that?
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Scorpius : Crichton, you possess it, don't you?
John Crichton : Don't touch me!
Scorpius : The secret to victory, the violent path to peace.
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John Crichton : [John is about to activate the wormhole weapon]  Do you want to see it? Do you want to see what you've been chasing me and my family for years for? Do you want to see a wormhole weapon?
Scorpius : Yes.
John Crichton : Beg.
Scorpius : I beg you.
John Crichton : It's not good enough. Say "please."
Scorpius : Please.
John Crichton : Pretty please...
Scorpius : -Pretty please.
John Crichton : With a cherry on top...
Scorpius : -With a cherry on top.
John Crichton : Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight.
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Maryk : Where the hezmana in my orders did you find the phrase "pre-emptive attack"?
Scorpius : The Scarrans are massing for an impending onslaught we all know is coming. A conflict we are ill-situated to win. By challenging them before they are prepared at least we have a fighting chance.
Maryk : You were sent there to gather surveillance and?
Scorpius : With all due respect, sir, I was sent here to perish at the vanguard of this inevitable conflict. I simply refuse to participate on their terms or yours.
Maryk : Because of your actions, the Scarran Empire has declared war against us. Do you know what that means, Scorpius? We are now officially engaged in the last war of our era! Congratulations.
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Scorpius : So, how have you been, Crichton?
John Crichton : I'm good, Bob. You? The wife? The kids?
Scorpius : Busy.
John Crichton : Yeah, I hear business is booming.
Scorpius : You are right. The Scarrans and Peacekeepers are at war, and the Scarrans will prevail unless you help us to build a wormhole weapon.
John Crichton : Gee, that all sounds reasonable, Bob. Only two problems. No matter what you may believe I can't do it. And just as important - I don't think that the Peacekeepers are any better than the Scarrans. So make sure you validate your parking on the way out.
Scorpius : You will find no serenity during this conflict, Crichton. Examine your choices.
John Crichton : You are not listening. Wormholes: no! Weapons: no! Killing: no! Crichton: no.
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John Crichton : [a Peacekeeper Marauder has tracked down the crew of Moya]  You know who it's gonna be, don't ya?
Ka D'Argo : I know who it is.
John Crichton : Bet me. C'mon D, bet me. How much?
Ka D'Argo : You're on your own my friend.
Scorpius : [Exiting the ship]  Hello, John!
John Crichton : Easy money.
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