Helen Parr : [to Bob]  You know it's crazy, right? To help my family, I gotta leave it to fix the law, I gotta break it.
Bob Parr : You've got to, so our kids can have that choice.
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Lucius Best : [about Jack-Jack; to tired-out Bob]  Looks normal to me. When did this start happening?
Bob Parr : Since Helen got the job.
Lucius Best : I assume she knows.
Bob Parr : Are you kidding? I can't tell her about this, not while she's doing hero work!
Jack-Jack Parr : [sees Helen on the TV]  Mama!
Helen Parr : [on television; reused footage of The Incredibles]  Girls, come on! Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so!
Jack-Jack Parr : Mama!
[points at the TV] 
Bob Parr : [turns off the TV with the remote]  I've got to succeed! So she can succeed! So WE can succeed!
Lucius Best : I get it, Bob! I get it! When was the last time you slept?
Bob Parr : Who keeps track of that? Besides, he's a baby. I can handle it, I got this handled.
Lucius Best : So... you're good then? You got everything under control? Right?
[sees Jack-Jack playing with the remote, who then disappears into another dimension] 
Lucius Best : WHAT THE - ?
Bob Parr : Cookie! Jack-Jack, want a cookie? Num num, cookie?
[Jack-Jack makes noises from the other dimension] 
Bob Parr : Jack-Jack, num num! Num num, cookie! Cookie!
Lucius Best : You're not... ?
Bob Parr : Cookie!
Lucius Best : Oh my gosh!
Bob Parr : Cookie!
[Jack-Jack reappears; Bob gives the cookie to him] 
Lucius Best : Whoa, K! Okay, so he can still hear you from...
Bob Parr : ...from the other dimension.
Lucius Best : That is freaky.
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Bob Parr : [Helen calls Bob on the phone]  Hello?
Helen Parr : Hey, honey. How are the kids?
Bob Parr : [lying]  Everything's great.
Helen Parr : And Jack-Jack?
Bob Parr : [lying]  He's in excellent health.
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Helen Parr : [at the dinner table]  Superheroes are illegal.
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : We wanna fight bad guys!
Jack-Jack Parr : [throws his fists around]  I wanawai bad guy!
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : It defines who I am.
Bob Parr : We're not saying you have - what?
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : Someone on TV said it.
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Violet Parr : [the Parr family sits down at the dinner table; Dash reaches for food]  Did you wash your hands?
[Dash uses his superhuman speed to run and wash his hands] 
Violet Parr : With soap?
[Dash runs back and uses soap] 
Violet Parr : Did you dry them?
[Dash shakes his hands off and reaches for the food, eating it] 
Dashiell 'Dash' Parr : [Helen puts his Chinese food in front of him; he looks in it]  What? Is this ALL vegetables? Who ordered all vegetables?
Helen Parr : I did.
[puts the food on his plate] 
Violet Parr : So, are we going to talk about it?
Bob Parr : What?
Violet Parr : The elephant in the room.
Bob Parr : What elephant?
Violet Parr : Mom's new job.
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Helen Parr : [to Violet and Dash as the Underminer attacks the city]  Watch after Jack-Jack!
Violet Parr : But I thought we were gonna go and...
Bob Parr : You heard your mother!
[to Helen] 
Bob Parr : Trampoline me!
[jumps off of the stretched-out Helen] 
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Helen Parr : [leaves on her motorcycle; to Bob]  Bye, sweetie.
Bob Parr : I'll watch the kids, no problem.
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Helen Parr : [to Bob over the phone]  I couldn't have done this if you hadn't taken over so well.
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