Expectant Father : Are you a taxi?
Charlie Hawkins : No.
[pointing at the vehicle] 
Charlie Hawkins : *This* is a taxi.
[pointing at himself] 
Charlie Hawkins : *I'm* a driver.
[pointing at Pintpot] 
Charlie Hawkins : *He's* a learner.
[pointing at the expectant father] 
Charlie Hawkins : And *you're* a twit. Now get out of the way, I'm in a hurry.
Expectant Father : No, no, you must help me. It's my wife - she's going to have a baby.
Charlie Hawkins : And if I don't get home by seven, mine's gonna have a fit.
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