John Tavner : [angry]  Look, I just wanted to talk to your dog on the phone, is there something fuckin' wrong with that?
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Dennis : [John's eyes go wide in horror when he sees Dennis putting the caption "Capture A Guy" on his cell-phone's schedule]  Hey, don't put Capture A Guy!
Dennis : Well I've gotta put something!
John Tavner : Fine, just write "CG" or something.
Dennis : Good coding!
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Agathe's Daughter : [in French]  Are you a murderer?
John Tavner : Yes... but I'm not going to hurt you.
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John Tavner : Excuse me?
Peter Cassius Icabod : I know things about you, John... you're a LIAR... and you shouldn't take me for granted. I might get... chirpy... and that would be a costly tattle.
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John Tavner : [lived, to Stephen after shoving him to the ground]  You're clumsy, aren't you, Stephen?
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John Tavner : Why do they call you Icabod, I mean what's your real name?
Peter Cassius Icabod : That IS my real name...
John Tavner : I thought that was a joke.
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Peter Cassius Icabod : [Icabod steps into the elevator with John]  ... Hello, John.
John Tavner : Hey.
Peter Cassius Icabod : [confused]  ... John, why did you ask if my last name, Icabod, was a nickname?
John Tavner : I didn't.
Peter Cassius Icabod : Yes you did, John. You mentioned it. You said, quote, "hey, what's your last name, Peter, anyway?". I said, "Icabod", you said, "I thought that was a nickname". Why did you think that?
John Tavner : [awkwardly]  Just... no reason...
Peter Cassius Icabod : [annoyed]  Is it because I look like I live in an enchanted forest in a grim fairy-tale, wearing a cloak or some-such?
[ironically he is wearing a long black hooded raincoat because of the weather] 
John Tavner : ...No... er, yeah, I guess...
[realizing that he was rude to him] 
John Tavner : but honestly Peter, not in a bad way.
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John Tavner : I'm not really an engineer...