Kevin : [after zapping Amanda's pants off]  Boy, I love a full moon, don't you?
Wayne : [holding Amanda]  The least you can do is put on some underwear.
Amanda : [to Wayne]  I don't have any. You ate them all!
Kevin : And boy, were they good!
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Mike : What brings you to the wiener business?
Kevin : Well, I'd like to sell a product I'm familiar with, and I know my wiener.
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Skier in Cast : [to Kevin ]  Hey whats happening?
Kevin : Hey dude you're not happening. What happened to your legs man?
Skier in Cast : China bowl
Kevin : I didn't know they bowled in China
Kevin , Skier in Cast : AHHH! HA HA!
[both high five ] 
Kevin : Right on dude. Now how did ya really break'em?
Skier in Cast : At Vail man, we're going there next season
Kevin : Dude I'm there, righteous man party till you drop
Skier in Cast : Cool dude
Kevin : Later bag!
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