Newton Davis : So, what do you think, can you show this to Moseby?
Marty : Ah... you'd better do it.
Newton Davis : Why? He likes you.
Marty : Davis, if I take that in there and Moseby starts carrying on about how brilliant it is... I'm going to take the credit.
Newton Davis : What?
Marty : Mmm hmm.
Newton Davis : You're my friend, where are your ethics?
Marty : My ethics are that I know this about myself, so I'm not going to take this in there and screw you over.
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Marty : What are you, insane? Why didn't you just kick him in the balls and tell him he has ugly children?
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Marty : Of marriage?
Newton Davis : It's not a marriage! It is a simple arrangement in which I will share my house with her and in exchange for which she will argue with me in public and generally make my life incredibly terrible.
Marty : That's marriage.
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