Mary Haines : Oh, is this about the perfume bitch?

Barbara Delacorte : Everything was wonderful, Mary. I must have the name of your caterer. So yummy.
Mary Haines : Oh, no. I made everything myself. I think people appreciate the personal touch.
Barbara Delacorte : You cooked? Oh, Mary, how could you. What were you thinking? Now we'll all have to do that.
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Mary Haines : [sees her daughter burning tampons]  What is she doing?
Maggie : Well, she says she doesn't want to be a woman.
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Mary Haines : [about her husband having an affair]  I mean, how could I not have known? Three months ago, he bought cowboy boots!
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