[from trailer; Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game, pushing past Vanellope] 
Ralph : Outta my way, kid!
[He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes] 
Ralph : Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen. Milkshake!
[Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes] 
Vanellope : Hey, look what I found! More pancakes!
Ralph : Let's speed it up!
[He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes] 
Ralph : Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat!
[Vanellope starts to look worried] 
Vanellope : Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while.
[the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth] 
Ralph : No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake!
[the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams] 
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[from trailer] 
Ralph : Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"?
Vanellope : Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph?
Yesss : Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing.
Ralph : Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it?
Yesss : You're not wrong.
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[from trailer] 
Auctioneer : [at an eBay auction]  Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
Ralph : It's like it's looking into my soul.
Vanellope : Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.
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Vanellope : [from trailer]  We are going to the internet!
Ralph : Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?
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[from trailer] 
KnowsMore : Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
Ralph : Umm...
KnowsMore : Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
Ralph : No.
KnowsMore : Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
Ralph : Rrrrrr!
KnowsMore : Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
Vanellope : [to Ralph]  I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
KnowsMore : My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today.
Vanellope : Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts.
KnowsMore : Oh, I only found one result.
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[from trailer] 
Ralph : [seeing the new Wi-Fi sign]  Wiffy? Or is that Wyfee?

[from trailer] 
Ralph : Hey, kid, wake up!
Vanellope : [screams]  Ralph, what is wrong with you?
Ralph : Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off!
Vanellope : Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?
Ralph : We're going to the internet.
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Ralph : [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]  Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.
Vanellope : I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.
KnowsMore : Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.
Vanellope : Let me try.
[She clears her throat] 
Vanellope : Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
[She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal] 
KnowsMore : Oh. I only found one result for your query!
[He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay] 
KnowsMore : Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
Ralph : What? How did you-?
Vanellope : Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
[to KnowsMore] 
Vanellope : Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
KnowsMore : Well, you're welcome.
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Ralph : Wait, who are all of you?
Tiana : We're friends of Vanellope's.
Elsa : And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
Moana : You're welcome.
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[From trailer; Ralph has gone to the DarkNet] 
Ralph : The reason why I came to your neck of the face... I mean, there's a face in your neck- I mean, woods! Neck of the woods!
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[from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity] 
Yesss : Shank is for real cool.
Vanellope : Right?
Ralph : Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.
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