Ricky
Julian : Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell...Show more »
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Julian : Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian : I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky : You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.
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Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian : I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky : You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.
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Ricky : [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go.
Ricky : [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go.
Ricky : Get two birds stoned at once.
Ricky : Get two birds stoned at once.
Ricky : Make like a tree and fuck off.
Ricky : Make like a tree and fuck off.
Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips ...Show more »
Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Mr. Lahey : Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. He...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky : Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
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Ricky : Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
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Ricky : [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel...Show more »
Ricky : [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys?
Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
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Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
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Ricky : I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else,...Show more »
Ricky : I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but fuck seagulls. I got no time for those cocksuckers.
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Ricky : Fuck, I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?
Ricky : Fuck, I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?
Randy : ...I want my barbeque.
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know wha...Show more »
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know wha...Show more »
Randy : ...I want my barbeque.
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Jack Shit.
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Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Jack Shit.
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[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco : I k...Show more »
Sam Losco : I k...Show more »
[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco : I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky : Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco : What do you think?
Ricky : [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
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Sam Losco : I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky : Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco : What do you think?
Ricky : [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
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Ricky : You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my hea...Show more »
Ricky : You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings and brain things that you can use... and doing different things... and I think I know what's best for my daughter. So fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash. You guys don't always know what's best. My fuckin' thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
Bubbles : Ricky, what are you talking about?
Ricky : I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
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Bubbles : Ricky, what are you talking about?
Ricky : I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
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Ricky : Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Ricky : Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Julian : Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The b...Show more »
Julian : Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : I gotta kill this fuckin puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : I gotta kill this fuckin puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
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Ricky : I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
Officer George Green : [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
Ricky : Is that George Green?
Bubbles : That's definitely George Green.
Ricky : Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
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Officer George Green : [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
Ricky : Is that George Green?
Bubbles : That's definitely George Green.
Ricky : Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
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[Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]
Ricky : 'Closed for renova...Show more »
Ricky : 'Closed for renova...Show more »
[Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]
Ricky : 'Closed for renovations'? This is fucked!
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Ricky : 'Closed for renovations'? This is fucked!
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Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : What?
Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : Who's there?
Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.
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Cory : What?
Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : Who's there?
Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.
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Ricky : Fuck, that's good pepperoni!
Ricky : Fuck, that's good pepperoni!
Ricky : [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked...Show more »
Ricky : [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know.
Bubbles : Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.
Ricky : NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.
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Bubbles : Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.
Ricky : NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.
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Ricky : I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can ...Show more »
Ricky : I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.
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Ricky : God damnit Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
Trinity : Well you're smoking with...Show more »
Trinity : Well you're smoking with...Show more »
Ricky : God damnit Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
Trinity : Well you're smoking with the patch on.
Ricky : Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can.
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Trinity : Well you're smoking with the patch on.
Ricky : Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can.
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Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No ...Show more »
Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off you little fuck!
Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Mr. Lahey : Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect m...Show more »
Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something.
Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Randy : I can't get stoned, Ricky.
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does tha...Show more »
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does tha...Show more »
Randy : I can't get stoned, Ricky.
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads, get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don't have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.
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Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads, get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don't have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.
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Ricky : Knock, Knock, Trevor.
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You jus...Show more »
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You jus...Show more »
Ricky : Knock, Knock, Trevor.
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You just did, you fucking idiot!
[tears off his pants]
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Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You just did, you fucking idiot!
[tears off his pants]
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Ricky : I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a pos...Show more »
Ricky : I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a position where I can do something like that.
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Ricky : The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to...Show more »
Ricky : The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to them. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they can't do something they're gonna want to do it more. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy shit and I turned out wicked. That's because my dad was fuckin' cool, he let me do shit. I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7. You know, that's what good parenting is all about. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom.
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[arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cu...Show more »
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cu...Show more »
[arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things.
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Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things.
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Ricky : Lucy, smokes, let's go.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Ricky : Lucy, smokes, let's go.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Ricky : [With Julian, searching for Bubbles' puppet Conky] Julian, I don't fuckin' know where it i...Show more »
Ricky : [With Julian, searching for Bubbles' puppet Conky] Julian, I don't fuckin' know where it is. It was grade 6. I was drunk.
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Julian : [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : W...Show more »
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Julian : [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : Bubbles took it everywhere with him. It was kinda like his confidant.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, fucked Bubbles' mind up.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was tryin' to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : Bubbles took it everywhere with him. It was kinda like his confidant.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, fucked Bubbles' mind up.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was tryin' to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Ricky : I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of mysel...Show more »
Ricky : I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
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Ricky : Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really...Show more »
Ricky : Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.
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Ricky : What, do you own space? No, NASA does.
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee ...Show more »
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
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Ricky : What, do you own space? No, NASA does.
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee : Naysaw?
Ricky : Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them?
Satellite Employee : It's NASA!
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[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee : Naysaw?
Ricky : Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them?
Satellite Employee : It's NASA!
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Mr. Lahey : I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess ...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess who i'm gonna shoot first. Will it be you Rick?
Ricky : No.
Mr. Lahey : Or will it be me?
Ricky : Yeah.
Mr. Lahey : You?
Ricky : No!
Mr. Lahey : Me?
Ricky : Yeah! Shoot yourself, don't shoot me.
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Ricky : No.
Mr. Lahey : Or will it be me?
Ricky : Yeah.
Mr. Lahey : You?
Ricky : No!
Mr. Lahey : Me?
Ricky : Yeah! Shoot yourself, don't shoot me.
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[after Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky : Why aren't you wat...Show more »
Ricky : Why aren't you wat...Show more »
[after Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky : Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian : Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky : Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-fuckin-head.
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Ricky : Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian : Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky : Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-fuckin-head.
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Ricky : Holy fuck, purple squirrels!
Ricky : Holy fuck, purple squirrels!
Julian : [Ricky is shoving a gun in Conky's face after he called him "Reveen"] Rick, you are point...Show more »
Julian : [Ricky is shoving a gun in Conky's face after he called him "Reveen"] Rick, you are pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet.
Ricky : Yes, I am.
Julian : Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : [pauses, seethes] I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : Yes, I am.
Julian : Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : [pauses, seethes] I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : What in the fuck are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapoli...Show more »
Ricky : What in the fuck are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
Mr. Lahey : It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.
Randy : No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.
Mr. Lahey : We were practicing, Randy.
Randy : It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre.
Mr. Lahey : Randy...
Randy : Were consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is... is fine, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Randy, please.
Randy : And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun... and that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay!
Ricky : [shocked] What?
Randy : Say it Mr. Lahey. It feels great.
Mr. Lahey : [long pause] Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody... I'm gay.
[the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]
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Mr. Lahey : It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.
Randy : No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.
Mr. Lahey : We were practicing, Randy.
Randy : It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre.
Mr. Lahey : Randy...
Randy : Were consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is... is fine, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Randy, please.
Randy : And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun... and that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay!
Ricky : [shocked] What?
Randy : Say it Mr. Lahey. It feels great.
Mr. Lahey : [long pause] Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody... I'm gay.
[the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]
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[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot...Show more »
[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]
Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
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Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
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Mr. Lahey : Many are called, Rick.
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Mr. Lahey : Many are called, Rick.
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' t...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' t...Show more »
Ricky : Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK!
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Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK!
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Ricky : Oh for fuck-sakes.
Ricky : Oh for fuck-sakes.
Ricky : Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Ricky : Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Ricky : You guys are bleeding, you're not getting in my fuckin car.
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Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes....Show more »
Ricky : You guys are bleeding, you're not getting in my fuckin car.
Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes.
[grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]
Trevor : Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar!
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Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes.
[grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]
Trevor : Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar!
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Treena Lahey : You're not as bad as my dad says.
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idio...Show more »
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idio...Show more »
Treena Lahey : You're not as bad as my dad says.
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idiot.
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Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idiot.
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Ricky : What the fuck? Julian, it must be the fumes, i'm hallucinating, man! Looks like Bubbles has ...Show more »
Ricky : What the fuck? Julian, it must be the fumes, i'm hallucinating, man! Looks like Bubbles has got wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard!
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[Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to t...Show more »
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to t...Show more »
[Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!
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Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!
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Ricky : Hey Lahey, knock knock.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats...Show more »
Ricky : Hey Lahey, knock knock.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
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Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
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Ricky : [about Corey and Trevor] They're the two biggest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.
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Ricky : [about Corey and Trevor] They're the two biggest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.
Bubbles : Fuck-giraffes?
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Bubbles : Fuck-giraffes?
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Julian : Yeah, pick me up a bag of jalapeÒo chips
Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
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Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
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Julian : Yeah, pick me up a bag of jalapeÒo chips
Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the "J" is Silent
Bubbles : Hal-Uh-Peno, not galapeno.
Ricky : I know how to pronouce it, I ordered fucking galapeno.
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Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the "J" is Silent
Bubbles : Hal-Uh-Peno, not galapeno.
Ricky : I know how to pronouce it, I ordered fucking galapeno.
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Ricky : Hey Sam, knock knock!
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog befor...Show more »
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog befor...Show more »
Ricky : Hey Sam, knock knock!
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there?
Ricky : Get the fuck off the stage!
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Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there?
Ricky : Get the fuck off the stage!
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Ricky : Treena, I'm stupid. I'm not as smart as everyone else.
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're n...Show more »
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're n...Show more »
Ricky : Treena, I'm stupid. I'm not as smart as everyone else.
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're not stupid, remember you're going to get your grade 10 and you'll be just as smart as everyone else.
Ricky : I dunno, Treena.
Treena Lahey : OK, What's the capital of Nova Scotia?
Ricky : That's easy, Halifax.
Treena Lahey : OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia?
Ricky : Victoriaville.
Treena Lahey : See, Ricky, you're just as smart as everyone else.
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Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're not stupid, remember you're going to get your grade 10 and you'll be just as smart as everyone else.
Ricky : I dunno, Treena.
Treena Lahey : OK, What's the capital of Nova Scotia?
Ricky : That's easy, Halifax.
Treena Lahey : OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia?
Ricky : Victoriaville.
Treena Lahey : See, Ricky, you're just as smart as everyone else.
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Ricky : [sees Randy showering outside] Randy, I can see you through all those goddamn liquor bags ...Show more »
Ricky : [sees Randy showering outside] Randy, I can see you through all those goddamn liquor bags and lawn-chair strapping, fucksakes!
Randy : Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick!
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Randy : Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick!
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Ricky : Randy only fights with his pants off because he's worried that he'll ruin his tight pants so...Show more »
Ricky : Randy only fights with his pants off because he's worried that he'll ruin his tight pants so when the pants come off... look... the fuck out.
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Ricky : [talking about the gay bar] Well, I wasn't one who really fucking noticed anything out of ...Show more »
Ricky : [talking about the gay bar] Well, I wasn't one who really fucking noticed anything out of the ordinary but they were requesting songs like Madonna and that which is fucking awesome, but it was Julian who noticed something really fucking weird.
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Danny : [shouts] For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid te...Show more »
Danny : [shouts] For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid ten fuckin' dollars! I want my fucking satellite signal! Jesus Christ!
Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.
Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.
Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.
Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.
[smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield]
Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.
Danny : [in the background] Ten fuckin' dollars a month!
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Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.
Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.
Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.
Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.
[smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield]
Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.
Danny : [in the background] Ten fuckin' dollars a month!
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Ricky : Randy can't fight with his pants on, he doesn't want to tear his precious little pants. So w...Show more »
Ricky : Randy can't fight with his pants on, he doesn't want to tear his precious little pants. So when the pants come off, look the fuck out!
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Julian : Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell...Show more »
Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell...Show more »
Julian : Ricky, I'm telling you, you gotta stop growing pot.
Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian : I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky : You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.
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Ricky : Come on, man, you can't tell me to do that.
Julian : I'm serious Ricky.
Ricky : You can't tell me to do that. It's like telling the NWA to stop being black.
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Ricky : [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go.
Ricky : [to Trevor almost everytime he sees him] Smokes, let's go.
Ricky : Get two birds stoned at once.
Ricky : Get two birds stoned at once.
Ricky : Make like a tree and fuck off.
Ricky : Make like a tree and fuck off.
Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips ...Show more »
Ricky : [to Randy] Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some "ja-lap-ano" chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I'll hang out with you for a bit.
Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I'm down there?
Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly] Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.
Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You're saying it wrong.
Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. "Hal-a-peeno", not "ja-lap-ano".
Ricky : [confused] What in the fuck are you guys talking about?
Bubbles : "Hal-a-peeno". That's how you pronounce it.
Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin' ja-lap-ano!
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Mr. Lahey : Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. He...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Why don't you get a life Rick? Why don't ya go to community college like Julian here. Hey, I got a good idea. You could teach, livin' in a car and growin' dope 101.
Ricky : Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
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Ricky : Hehe. And you can teach how to get drunk, get fired from the police force become a... lousy trailer park supervisor that sucks, hangs around with a fuckin' idiot that doesn't wear a shirt and looks like a dick but thinks he looks good... 101.
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Ricky : [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel...Show more »
Ricky : [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys?
Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
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Cory : Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
Ricky : What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
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Ricky : I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else,...Show more »
Ricky : I love all creatures like gophers and deerts, and those things that fly and everything else, but fuck seagulls. I got no time for those cocksuckers.
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Ricky : Fuck, I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?
Ricky : Fuck, I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?
Ricky : You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my hea...Show more »
Ricky : You know, your thoughts might be better than mine but I have thoughts going around in my head too about different thinkings and brain things that you can use... and doing different things... and I think I know what's best for my daughter. So fuck off and let me fix the brakes for my daughter and then I'll help you with the hash. You guys don't always know what's best. My fuckin' thoughts have feelings of their own too sometimes.
Bubbles : Ricky, what are you talking about?
Ricky : I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
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Bubbles : Ricky, what are you talking about?
Ricky : I don't know, Bubbles. I don't know.
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Randy : ...I want my barbeque.
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know wha...Show more »
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know wha...Show more »
Randy : ...I want my barbeque.
Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Jack Shit.
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Ricky : You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Jack Shit.
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[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco : I k...Show more »
Sam Losco : I k...Show more »
[taking out bullet's from Ricky's gunshot wound for the second time in one day]
Sam Losco : I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky : Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco : What do you think?
Ricky : [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
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Sam Losco : I knew a guy who got shot twice in one day, he was a real dick.
Ricky : Oh look, we got us a comedian... wait a sec, were you calling me a dick?
Sam Losco : What do you think?
Ricky : [pauses and looks at the camera] Was he calling me a dick?
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Ricky : Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Ricky : Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys?
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Randy : What?
Ricky : Fuck off!
Ricky : I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
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Ricky : I'd say we got about a ten per cent chance of gettin' out of this one boys.
Officer George Green : [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
Ricky : Is that George Green?
Bubbles : That's definitely George Green.
Ricky : Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
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Officer George Green : [from out the window] Attention, this is the police. Come out with your hands up...
Ricky : Is that George Green?
Bubbles : That's definitely George Green.
Ricky : Wicked. Okay, forget what I said, our chances just went up to about ninety five per cent.
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Julian : Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The b...Show more »
Julian : Ricky, you're pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet. Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : I gotta kill this fuckin puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : I gotta kill this fuckin puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can ...Show more »
Ricky : I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope 6 or 7 times through denial and error, they're going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.
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[Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]
Ricky : 'Closed for renova...Show more »
Ricky : 'Closed for renova...Show more »
[Ricky drives to the police station, trying to get himself arrested]
Ricky : 'Closed for renovations'? This is fucked!
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Ricky : 'Closed for renovations'? This is fucked!
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Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : What?
Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : Who's there?
Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.
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Cory : What?
Ricky : Knock knock.
Cory : Who's there?
Ricky : Two fucking idiots who don't know when to come around and buy dope. Now, get the fuck out of here.
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Ricky : Fuck, that's good pepperoni!
Ricky : Fuck, that's good pepperoni!
Ricky : God damnit Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
Trinity : Well you're smoking with...Show more »
Trinity : Well you're smoking with...Show more »
Ricky : God damnit Trinity, you can't smoke with the patch on.
Trinity : Well you're smoking with the patch on.
Ricky : Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can.
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Trinity : Well you're smoking with the patch on.
Ricky : Yeah, well Daddy's much bigger then you are so he can.
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Ricky : [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked...Show more »
Ricky : [playing 'Spacemen'] Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't fuckin' know.
Bubbles : Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.
Ricky : NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.
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Bubbles : Ricky... that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talking about space weed.
Ricky : NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't fuckin' do this.
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Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No ...Show more »
Ricky : [Hallucinating while peeing against the side of a building] Telling me to fuck myself? No you fuck off you little fuck!
Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Julian : Rick, who the hell are you talking to?
Ricky : Fucking squirrel on my shoulder just told me to fuck off!
Bubbles : Ricky, you're hallucinating!
Julian : Listen, get a hold of yourself Ricky... Ricky you just pissed on me!
Ricky : Well you pulled me away!
Julian : Listen, pretend you're on mushrooms, alright? Just go with it.
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Ricky : Knock, Knock, Trevor.
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You jus...Show more »
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You jus...Show more »
Ricky : Knock, Knock, Trevor.
Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You just did, you fucking idiot!
[tears off his pants]
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Trevor : I'm not gonna say, "Who's there?", man.
Ricky : You just did, you fucking idiot!
[tears off his pants]
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Mr. Lahey : Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Where ya stayin' Rick?
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : At the fuck-off hotel Lahey.
Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect m...Show more »
Ricky : Boys, what the fuck is up with me getting shot with three darts, and it didn't even affect me? I must be like a superhero or something.
Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Julian : Maybe you've got so much dope in your system, you're immune, Rick.
Bubbles : Well, if that's the case, then Julian, he is like a superhero. Holy fuck, Ricky, you know who you are? You're Dope-Man! He can smoke a pound in a single bound.
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Randy : I can't get stoned, Ricky.
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does tha...Show more »
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does tha...Show more »
Randy : I can't get stoned, Ricky.
Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads, get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don't have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.
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Ricky : What do you mean? It's shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin' politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin' roads, get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don't have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.
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Ricky : I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a pos...Show more »
Ricky : I mean how many fathers can give a nine-year-old daughter a car? I'm just happy I'm in a position where I can do something like that.
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Ricky : The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to...Show more »
Ricky : The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to them. Basically, if you wanna tell the children they can't do something they're gonna want to do it more. When I was young I did all kinds of crazy shit and I turned out wicked. That's because my dad was fuckin' cool, he let me do shit. I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7. You know, that's what good parenting is all about. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom.
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[arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cu...Show more »
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cu...Show more »
[arguing with Julian about buying a wedding ring]
Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things.
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Ricky : I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things.
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Ricky : Lucy, smokes, let's go.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Ricky : Lucy, smokes, let's go.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Lucy : Fuck you.
Ricky : [With Julian, searching for Bubbles' puppet Conky] Julian, I don't fuckin' know where it i...Show more »
Ricky : [With Julian, searching for Bubbles' puppet Conky] Julian, I don't fuckin' know where it is. It was grade 6. I was drunk.
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Julian : [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : W...Show more »
Ricky : W...Show more »
Julian : [talking to camera] In sixth grade Bubbles made this puppet he called Conky.
Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : Bubbles took it everywhere with him. It was kinda like his confidant.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, fucked Bubbles' mind up.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was tryin' to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Ricky : What a little asshole.
Julian : Bubbles took it everywhere with him. It was kinda like his confidant.
Ricky : His what?
Julian : Never mind. Anyway, we had to take the doll away because he, you know, fucked Bubbles' mind up.
Ricky : Yeah, it was like, even though Bubbles was Bubbles, he was two people at the same time as bein' Bubbles. He was tryin' to be this other person that wasn't Bubbles, but he was still Bubbles. It was, it was fucked.
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Ricky : I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of mysel...Show more »
Ricky : I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin'.
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Ricky : Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really...Show more »
Ricky : Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks.
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Ricky : What, do you own space? No, NASA does.
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee ...Show more »
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee ...Show more »
Ricky : What, do you own space? No, NASA does.
[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee : Naysaw?
Ricky : Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them?
Satellite Employee : It's NASA!
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[pronounces it "Nay-Saw"]
Satellite Employee : Naysaw?
Ricky : Rocket people? Perhaps you've heard of them?
Satellite Employee : It's NASA!
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Mr. Lahey : I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess ...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. Tell you what, you guess Ricky. Guess who i'm gonna shoot first. Will it be you Rick?
Ricky : No.
Mr. Lahey : Or will it be me?
Ricky : Yeah.
Mr. Lahey : You?
Ricky : No!
Mr. Lahey : Me?
Ricky : Yeah! Shoot yourself, don't shoot me.
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Ricky : No.
Mr. Lahey : Or will it be me?
Ricky : Yeah.
Mr. Lahey : You?
Ricky : No!
Mr. Lahey : Me?
Ricky : Yeah! Shoot yourself, don't shoot me.
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[after Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky : Why aren't you wat...Show more »
Ricky : Why aren't you wat...Show more »
[after Ricky spots Julian with Tanya at the Chinese food restaurant]
Ricky : Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian : Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky : Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-fuckin-head.
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Ricky : Why aren't you watching the dope plants, you asshole?
Julian : Calm down Ricky, I'm just grabbing some take-out.
Ricky : Take-out my ass, looks to me like you're on a date with cinnamon-roll-fuckin-head.
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Ricky : Holy fuck, purple squirrels!
Ricky : Holy fuck, purple squirrels!
Julian : [Ricky is shoving a gun in Conky's face after he called him "Reveen"] Rick, you are point...Show more »
Julian : [Ricky is shoving a gun in Conky's face after he called him "Reveen"] Rick, you are pointing a loaded handgun at a puppet.
Ricky : Yes, I am.
Julian : Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : [pauses, seethes] I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : Yes, I am.
Julian : Behind the puppet is our friend. The bullet will go through the doll and kill Bubbles. Give me the gun.
Ricky : [pauses, seethes] I gotta kill this puppet, Julian.
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Ricky : What in the fuck are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapoli...Show more »
Ricky : What in the fuck are you dressed up as a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
Mr. Lahey : It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.
Randy : No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.
Mr. Lahey : We were practicing, Randy.
Randy : It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre.
Mr. Lahey : Randy...
Randy : Were consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is... is fine, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Randy, please.
Randy : And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun... and that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay!
Ricky : [shocked] What?
Randy : Say it Mr. Lahey. It feels great.
Mr. Lahey : [long pause] Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody... I'm gay.
[the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]
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Mr. Lahey : It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday.
Randy : No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play.
Mr. Lahey : We were practicing, Randy.
Randy : It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre.
Mr. Lahey : Randy...
Randy : Were consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is... is fine, Mr. Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Randy, please.
Randy : And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun... and that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay!
Ricky : [shocked] What?
Randy : Say it Mr. Lahey. It feels great.
Mr. Lahey : [long pause] Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody... I'm gay.
[the camera turns to a shocked Bubbles, who akwardly turns away]
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[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot...Show more »
[His speech to become trailer park supervisor, after the boys slip some magic mushrooms into his hot dog]
Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
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Sam Losco : Now, my number one priority is to clean up the criminal activity in this park, and those responsible for it. And you know who I'm talking about.
Ricky : Why don't you go fuck yourself, you fucking dick? You're not even from this park.
Sam Losco : I'm just getting started, boy. You just wait.
Ricky : Yeah we'll see about that, you dick.
Sam Losco : Now I plan on working hand in hand with the poli- with the people of this park, and the police... departure, we're...
Sam Losco : [He suddenly stops and stares into space] This is fucked up... uhh... I'll look at Ricky's ass, after you... no. You get that lawnmower...
Ricky : You're on fucking drugs!
Bubbles : Sam's on drugs everybody!
J-Roc : [making a turntable motion in the air] Nobody can understand what you're brrrrrrzzzzzss-sayin'!
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Mr. Lahey : Many are called, Rick.
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Mr. Lahey : Many are called, Rick.
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : And many can fuck off, Lahey!
Ricky : Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' t...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' t...Show more »
Ricky : Knock-knock, Lahey.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK!
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Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Ricky?
Ricky : A fuckin' shitty fuckin' trailer park supervisor who hangs around with a big-gutted drunk elf who thinks he's gettin' us thrown back in jail but he can't 'cause he's got no evidence and he's dumb as fuck, and he's got this other thing goin' on in his head that's tryin' to... twirly around and... fuckin' get... different... FUCK!
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Ricky : Oh for fuck-sakes.
Ricky : Oh for fuck-sakes.
Ricky : Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Ricky : Bubbles give me the cat back.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Bubbles : Go fuck yourself.
Ricky : You guys are bleeding, you're not getting in my fuckin car.
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Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes....Show more »
Ricky : You guys are bleeding, you're not getting in my fuckin car.
Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes.
[grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]
Trevor : Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar!
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Bubbles : Oh, for fuck-sakes.
[grabs bag of chips out of Ricky's hand, rips it open and and covers Trevor's wounds with it]
Trevor : Ow, Bubbles, those are salt and vinegar!
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Treena Lahey : You're not as bad as my dad says.
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idio...Show more »
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idio...Show more »
Treena Lahey : You're not as bad as my dad says.
Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idiot.
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Ricky : Yeah, well, your dad is a bit of an idiot.
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Ricky : What the fuck? Julian, it must be the fumes, i'm hallucinating, man! Looks like Bubbles has ...Show more »
Ricky : What the fuck? Julian, it must be the fumes, i'm hallucinating, man! Looks like Bubbles has got wings on his back and he's strangling Mike Bullard!
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[Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to t...Show more »
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to t...Show more »
[Ricky goes over the department store's public address system]
Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!
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Ricky : Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy to the Fuck-off department and hurry the fuck up!
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Ricky : Hey Lahey, knock knock.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats...Show more »
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats...Show more »
Ricky : Hey Lahey, knock knock.
Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
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Mr. Lahey : Who's there, Rick?
Ricky : Mr. Stupidy-head, thats, fuckin' pissin' me off right now and thinks he's the captain of the Shit-liner, and by the way your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
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Ricky : [about Corey and Trevor] They're the two biggest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.
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Ricky : [about Corey and Trevor] They're the two biggest fuck-giraffes in the dumb-dumb salad.
Bubbles : Fuck-giraffes?
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Bubbles : Fuck-giraffes?
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Julian : Yeah, pick me up a bag of jalapeÒo chips
Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
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Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
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Julian : Yeah, pick me up a bag of jalapeÒo chips
Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the "J" is Silent
Bubbles : Hal-Uh-Peno, not galapeno.
Ricky : I know how to pronouce it, I ordered fucking galapeno.
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Ricky : Jalapeno? What flavor is that?
Julian : Ricky, the "J" is Silent
Bubbles : Hal-Uh-Peno, not galapeno.
Ricky : I know how to pronouce it, I ordered fucking galapeno.
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Ricky : Hey Sam, knock knock!
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog befor...Show more »
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog befor...Show more »
Ricky : Hey Sam, knock knock!
Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there?
Ricky : Get the fuck off the stage!
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Sam Losco : [is stoned from the shrooms he ate in the hot dog before the speech] Who's there?
Ricky : Get the fuck off the stage!
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Ricky : Treena, I'm stupid. I'm not as smart as everyone else.
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're n...Show more »
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're n...Show more »
Ricky : Treena, I'm stupid. I'm not as smart as everyone else.
Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're not stupid, remember you're going to get your grade 10 and you'll be just as smart as everyone else.
Ricky : I dunno, Treena.
Treena Lahey : OK, What's the capital of Nova Scotia?
Ricky : That's easy, Halifax.
Treena Lahey : OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia?
Ricky : Victoriaville.
Treena Lahey : See, Ricky, you're just as smart as everyone else.
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Treena Lahey : No, Ricky, you're not stupid, remember you're going to get your grade 10 and you'll be just as smart as everyone else.
Ricky : I dunno, Treena.
Treena Lahey : OK, What's the capital of Nova Scotia?
Ricky : That's easy, Halifax.
Treena Lahey : OK, then what's the capital of British Columbia?
Ricky : Victoriaville.
Treena Lahey : See, Ricky, you're just as smart as everyone else.
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Ricky : [sees Randy showering outside] Randy, I can see you through all those goddamn liquor bags ...Show more »
Ricky : [sees Randy showering outside] Randy, I can see you through all those goddamn liquor bags and lawn-chair strapping, fucksakes!
Randy : Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick!
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Randy : Well, stop friggin' looking, Rick!
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Ricky : Randy only fights with his pants off because he's worried that he'll ruin his tight pants so...Show more »
Ricky : Randy only fights with his pants off because he's worried that he'll ruin his tight pants so when the pants come off... look... the fuck out.
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Ricky : [talking about the gay bar] Well, I wasn't one who really fucking noticed anything out of ...Show more »
Ricky : [talking about the gay bar] Well, I wasn't one who really fucking noticed anything out of the ordinary but they were requesting songs like Madonna and that which is fucking awesome, but it was Julian who noticed something really fucking weird.
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Danny : [shouts] For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid te...Show more »
Danny : [shouts] For fuck sakes, Ricky! What the fuck are you doing with the satellites? I paid ten fuckin' dollars! I want my fucking satellite signal! Jesus Christ!
Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.
Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.
Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.
Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.
[smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield]
Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.
Danny : [in the background] Ten fuckin' dollars a month!
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Ricky : Danny, chill the fuck out! I'm fucking trying here, it'll be back up in a bit! Calm the fuck down.
Satellite Employee : Look, if these satellites aren't down in ten minutes, I'll have no choice but to call the cops.
Julian : Ricky, get the dishes off my roof.
Ricky : [starts throwing dishes off the roof] I'll take every fucking one of these down, is that what you want? Fuckin' retards. I don't give a fuck about this stupid bullshit.
[smashes a dish through the TV van's windshield]
Ricky : There, they're in the fuckin' van, now leave.
Danny : [in the background] Ten fuckin' dollars a month!
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Ricky : Randy can't fight with his pants on, he doesn't want to tear his precious little pants. So w...Show more »
Ricky : Randy can't fight with his pants on, he doesn't want to tear his precious little pants. So when the pants come off, look the fuck out!
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
