Carl Wheezer, Carl, Gus, Principal Willoughby, Thomas Edison
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that...Show more »
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
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Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbe...Show more »
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth.
[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody abo...Show more »
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
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Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farme...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.
Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
Show less «
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
Show less «
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that...Show more »
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
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Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbe...Show more »
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth.
[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody abo...Show more »
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
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Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
Show less «
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farme...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.
Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. B...Show more »
Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.
Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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Jimmy : [Lovestruck] We don't. Betty is a woman.
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[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
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[Holds nose]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
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Jimmy : Is not!
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain...Show more »
[In Carl's dream]
Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.
Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.
[Jimmy kisses Cindy]
Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.
[later, out of the dream]
Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!
[Cindy slaps Jimmy]
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that...Show more »
Edison : [seeing the light bulb on Jimmy's lab] And where did you get that? Where I come from that's copyright infringement. Copyright infringement!
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Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbe...Show more »
Carl : [backstage, just before the curtain opens] Hey, Jimmy, I just found out that the play Macbeth has a curse and you're not supposed to say Macbeth cause if you say Macbeth bad things happen cause you said Macbeth and we've been saying Macbeth a lot and congratulations on getting the part of Macbeth.
[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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[gasps in sudden realization]
Carl : I said *Macbeth*!
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Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody abo...Show more »
Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream] Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?
Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.
Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen] Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!
[slaps Jimmy]
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I se...Show more »
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his underwear]
Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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Cindy : [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl : You've got really good eyesight.
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[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, g...Show more »
[Jimmy is struck by lightning over the phone]
Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
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Carl : Jimmy! Are you okay? If you can hear me, give me the answers to 5a through 11c. You know, just so I know you're OK.
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead....Show more »
[Thomas Edison appears in Jimmy's Time Pincher]
Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Edison : That Henry Ford is such a knucklehead... Where am I? Who took my iced tea?
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Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Carl : Na-hah,...Show more »
Willy Loman 3000 : Hey-hey-hey, y-you look like a couple of intelligent young men.
Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Carl : Na-hah, it's just the glasses.
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Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy ...Show more »
Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.
Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : A llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama?
Jimmy : No.
Carl : A baby llama with a hat?
Jimmy : No!
Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?
Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farme...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster] Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.
Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
