Sheen Estevez, Sheen
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
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[Holds nose]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
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Jimmy : Is not!
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?Show more »
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do...Show more »
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.
Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!Show more »
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!
Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
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[warrior voice]
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Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm n...Show more »
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight.
[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action fig...Show more »
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
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[Holds nose]
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
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Jimmy : Is not!
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?Show more »
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do...Show more »
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.
Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!Show more »
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!
Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen ...Show more »
[warrior voice]
Sheen ...Show more »
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm n...Show more »
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight.
[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action fig...Show more »
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Ca...Show more »
[Sheen and Carl are playing a board game]
Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Seven. Your llama falls into a mud pit.
Carl : Sheen! There are no mud pits in "Llama's Day Out".
Sheen : Maybe *that* explains why I'm having no fun.
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Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
[Holds nose]
Sheen ...Show more »
Sheen : Hey guys! I think I found a bathroom! It smells like a bathroom!
[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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[Holds nose]
Sheen : I wish I had one of those deodorizers you hang in the car for the rear-view mirror.
Carl : [Takes out deodorizers] Lemon or strawberry?
Sheen : Thanks Carl.Hey! How come you carry those around with you?
Carl : 'Cause.
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Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Is...Show more »
Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum]
Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!
Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.
[southern accent]
Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.
Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.
Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.
Carl : [English accent] But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.
[Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl]
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Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey....Show more »
Nick : We have to what?
Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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Sheen : You heard him. We have to make our teacher toss the lunch monkey. We need a bucket, an umbrella, and whatever they were serving for lunch in the cafeteria last Thursday.
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[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last...Show more »
[Cindy watches Jimmy and Betty dance]
Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : I wouldn't dance with Nerdtron if he was the last boy on earth.
Sheen : Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Cindy : *Methinks* you better button your yap before I button it for you!
[a button appears on Sheen's mouth]
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Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Jimmy : Is not!
Cind...Show more »
Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so!
Jimmy : Is not!
Cindy : Is so
Carl : [screaming] STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?
[pause]
Sheen : [laughing] That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.
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Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?Show more »
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.
Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?
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Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houd...Show more »
Cindy : Your sick patch dissolved into my skin, Nerdtron!
Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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Sheen : Jimmy, your patch pulled a Houdini.
Libby : Cure me, or suffer the consequences.
Carl : I don't want to be a bubble boy!
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[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
[repeated line]
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Aha! I don't get it.
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do...Show more »
Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.
Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.
[approaches counter and imitates Hugh]
Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.
Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.
Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!
[the boys are thrown out of the store]
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Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Sheen : You know what they say. Lies are just friends you haven't met.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Nick : Get out of my way, Shine.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Sheen : SHEEN.
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really hav...Show more »
Carl : We saw a ghost, and it has Jimmy!
Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Cindy : Good. It can keep him.
Sheen : You really have some anger issues, don't you?
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Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Sheen : Poem? I thought we had to do an interpretive dance!
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Carl : No, that's Thursday.
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I d...Show more »
Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.
Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.
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[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy...Show more »
[Jimmy has made himself stupid]
Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.
Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.
Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!
Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.
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Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Sheen : Jimmy, I really have to go to the bathroom! All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat.
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!Show more »
Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!
Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?
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Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Carl : Some guy with a girl's ...Show more »
Sheen : This year's play is "Macbeth in Space". What's that about?
Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Carl : Some guy with a girl's last name.
Ike : Principal Willoughby said it was written by a guy named William Shakespeare.
Oleander : Isn't he the janitor?
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Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen ...Show more »
[warrior voice]
Sheen ...Show more »
Sheen : Medulla oblongata. I don't know what it means, but I love it.
[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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[warrior voice]
Sheen : Back, or I will slay you with my medulla oblongata!
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Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm no...Show more »
Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...
Sheen : Got it!
Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.
[Sheen says nothing]
Jimmy : I'm done.
Sheen : Got it!
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Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed]...Show more »
Carl : This reminds me of the story of the boy who cried llama.
Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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Sheen : Wolf.
Carl : [alarmed] Where?
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[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen...Show more »
[Carl and Sheen see Prof. Calamitous enter the Candy Bar]
Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Sheen. It's the perp!
Sheen : Hey, yeah. You wrestle him to the ground and cuff him, and I'll watch.
Carl : Why do you get to watch?
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Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a hal...Show more »
Carl : Today, I found something that has never been seen before in the history of the world... a half-eaten Krunchy Kreme jelly donut!
[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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[all gasp]
Sheen : But they're 100% irresistible! No-one cannot finish one!
Miss Fowl : I'm afraid I know someone who could. An old student of mine, Finbarr Calamitous. He was a brilliant boy but he could never finish anything, not even sentences, that's why I failed him. And he was bad.
Nick : Like me?
Miss Fowl : No, you're bad in the new sense, meaning good. Finbarr was bad in the old sense. He disappeared one day after not finishing his lunch. I wonder why he has returned... Carl!
[Carl has eaten the rest of the donut]
Carl : What? I don't know!
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Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Sheen : If I win this election, you can be my first lady.
Libby : Get a life.
Libby : Get a life.
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Sheen : [from...Show more »
Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...
Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : [from outside] JIMMY! LET ME IN!
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Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbin...Show more »
Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.
Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!
Jimmy : Say it right.
Sheen : Lift off.
Jimmy : Much better.
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Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping...Show more »
Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?
Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.
Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.
Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.
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Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Sheen : Am I the only real man left?
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Libby : If by "man" you mean "doofus".
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm n...Show more »
Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon] I'm not going down without a fight.
[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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[Brobot appears]
Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy : Brobot?
Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.
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Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thin...Show more »
Brobot : Now will you help me find my parents?
Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Sheen : Well Brobot, that would be the "right thing" to do, but the "smart thing" to do would be find Jimmy's rocket, go home, and CALL IT A DAY!
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Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
[the aliens blast them with la...Show more »
Libby : If you're asteroid inspectors, then let's see your badges!
[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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[the aliens blast them with laser weapons]
Sheen : Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges.
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Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action fig...Show more »
Sheen : Why is this day unlike any other, you may ask? Because I brought a new Ultra-Lord action figure!
Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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Cindy : So? You always bring one of those, Ultra-Loser.
Sheen : Mock if you must, O Maiden of Wrongness, for this is the Ultra-Lord Action Figure #3 with factory gender error.
Ultra-Lord : [in girl voice] Like, will I wear this dress to the prom?
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
