Nutmeg : Will you help him, the little pilot?
Chief : Why should I?
Nutmeg : Because he's a twelve year old boy, dogs love those.
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Rex : I used to sleep on a lamb's wool beanbag next to an electric space heater. That's my territory, I'm an *indoor* dog.
King : I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chow commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition.
Boss : I was the lead mascot for an undefeated high school baseball team. I lost all my spirit, I'm depressing.
Duke : I only ask for what I've always had, a balanced diet, regular grooming, and a general physical once a year.
Chief : You're talking like a bunch of housebroken... pets.
Rex : You don't understand. Uh, how could you, I mean you're a...
Chief : Go ahead say it. I'm a stray, yeah.
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Chief : Hmm, salty... rich flavor... probably pretty good for my teeth. Yup, it's my new favorite food.
[Trying his first puppy treat] 
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Chief : [to the Owl]  You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says, "I'll see you in Megasaki."
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[repeated line] 
Chief : I bite.

Chief : Don't ask me to fetch that stick.