Rex : I used to sleep on a lamb's wool beanbag next to an electric space heater. That's my territory, I'm an *indoor* dog.
King : I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chow commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition.
Boss : I was the lead mascot for an undefeated high school baseball team. I lost all my spirit, I'm depressing.
Duke : I only ask for what I've always had, a balanced diet, regular grooming, and a general physical once a year.
Chief : You're talking like a bunch of housebroken... pets.
Rex : You don't understand. Uh, how could you, I mean you're a...
Chief : Go ahead say it. I'm a stray, yeah.
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King : I suppose if it worked, we'd be dead already.

Oracle : It may snow tonight.
Boss : Really? Thank you very much, wow.
Oracle : To whom it may concern.
Boss : She sees the future!
King : Ha! No. She understands TV.
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Rex : Anyone in favor of kicking Chief out of the group and never speaking to him again?
Boss , Rex , King , Duke : [falling down]  Aye!
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