Domino : They're headed into the tunnel.
Deadpool : I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
Domino : Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in.
Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked!
Deadpool : No, we are most certainly not fucked.
Deadpool : Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
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Deadpool : So, what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier?
Cable : Yeah, something like that.
Deadpool : I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies.
Cable : Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma.
Deadpool : Boom!
[makes exploding sound] 
Deadpool : Spoiler alert. Ha ha! Ah, planets.
Domino : [whispers to herself]  Next time Uber.
Cable : Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
Deadpool : Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is.
Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.
Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower.
Domino : I should've finished college.
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Firefist : [trying to get the collar off of Deadpool's neck]  We need a code.
Domino : Try, uh... seven?
Deadpool : Settle down, Captain Lucky, it's not gonna be one number.
[Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar] 
Deadpool : God, that's lazy writing.
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Deadpool : And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography.
Dopinder : Wow!
Domino : I really should have stayed in college...
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Deadpool : As a former X-Man...
Bedlam : Trainee.
Deadpool : Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men? *Men*? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force.
Domino : Isn't that a little derivative?
Deadpool : I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter.
Peter : ...That wasn't me.
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Domino : Lady Luck, take the wheel.

Domino , Weasel : I only do over the pants mouth stuff!