Emmannuelle Prevert : They are very sexy, these guards.
Leyland : When they get a butcher's at you, dear, you'll need to be on guard.
Emmannuelle Prevert : What is the matter with them? They never even looked at me!
Leyland : Well, they're not allowed to, not on duty. Do you know, you could strip in front of one of them and they wouldn't bat an eyelid.
Emmannuelle Prevert : We will see about that. Take me to St. James' palace, Leyland.
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Leyland : [shouting to the deaf Richmond]  You for coffee?
Richmond : No thanks, I'm staying here!
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Leyland : I'm driving you now in a Daimler pervertible. The hood doesn't go down, but the chauffeur does!
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Lyons : It says scopophilia is the more urgent form of voyeurism.
Leyland : Hmm?
Lyons : The need to watch others undress.
Leyland : Blimey, I've had that for years.
Lyons : Not with an entire football team.
Leyland : No I'm a rugby man, mate! Different shaped balls.
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