[Lyons, the butler, meets the Emmannuelle for the first time. She turns up to surprise her husband at the French Ambassador's Residence in Central London] 
Lyons : Can I help you?
Emmannuelle Prevert : I am your mistress.
Lyons : Oh my gawd!
[Panicked, he slams the door. Pause, to himself:] 
Lyons : I don't have a mistress!
[Opening the door again:] 
Lyons : I don't have a mistress.
Emmannuelle Prevert : You have now! To begin with you can tell the Ambassador that his wife is here!
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Emile Prevert : Cheri, Loins...
Lyons : His excellency meant Lyons, madam. My name is Lyons.
Emmannuelle Prevert : I prefer Loins.
Lyons : Likewise, madam.
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Lyons : It says scopophilia is the more urgent form of voyeurism.
Leyland : Hmm?
Lyons : The need to watch others undress.
Leyland : Blimey, I've had that for years.
Lyons : Not with an entire football team.
Leyland : No I'm a rugby man, mate! Different shaped balls.
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