Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Carl, Lou, Comic Book Guy, Apu, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Cletus, Carl Carlson, Kirk Van Houten...
Chief Wiggum : [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something...Show more »
Chief Wiggum : [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while
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Moe : Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.
Moe : Oh boy, it looks like it's suicide again for me.
Moe : I am so Not British! Don't let my pasty face and rotten teeth fool ya!
Moe : I am so Not British! Don't let my pasty face and rotten teeth fool ya!
Superintendent Chalmers : I'm a public servant, Seymour, I'm not allowed to use my own judgement in ...Show more »
Superintendent Chalmers : I'm a public servant, Seymour, I'm not allowed to use my own judgement in any way whatsoever.
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Moe : You know, they say there's someone for everybody
[on the other side of the World, Moe's Sou...Show more »
[on the other side of the World, Moe's Sou...Show more »
Moe : You know, they say there's someone for everybody
[on the other side of the World, Moe's Soulmate hangs herself]
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[on the other side of the World, Moe's Soulmate hangs herself]
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Superintendent Chalmers : [On Grampa Simpson's advice, Bart has kissed Nikki] Today we are gathere...Show more »
Superintendent Chalmers : [On Grampa Simpson's advice, Bart has kissed Nikki] Today we are gathered to put a stop to something that would have been considered innocent 100 years ago, but which in today's litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.
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Homer : Moe, it seems to me that everytime I drink too much something like this always happens. Mayb...Show more »
Homer : Moe, it seems to me that everytime I drink too much something like this always happens. Maybe I should...
Moe : [Cramming beer down Homer's throat] Yeah, take your medicine, you lush, ya.
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Moe : [Cramming beer down Homer's throat] Yeah, take your medicine, you lush, ya.
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Captain McCallister : I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and retu...Show more »
Captain McCallister : I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
Mr. Burns : We are building a CASINO.
Captain McCallister : Aaaaarrr... Can you give me 5 minutes?
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Mr. Burns : We are building a CASINO.
Captain McCallister : Aaaaarrr... Can you give me 5 minutes?
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Chief Wiggum : Take a last look at the unconditional love in your kid's eyes 'cos when he comes out ...Show more »
Chief Wiggum : Take a last look at the unconditional love in your kid's eyes 'cos when he comes out it'll be gone!
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Moe : We'll do this the same way they pick the Pope. Everyone take an egg from the jar, and whoever ...Show more »
Moe : We'll do this the same way they pick the Pope. Everyone take an egg from the jar, and whoever gets the black egg is the designated driver.
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Professor Frink : The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mi...Show more »
Professor Frink : The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mildly convenient.
Lisa : Just for that?
Professor Frink : It was a slow year.
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Lisa : Just for that?
Professor Frink : It was a slow year.
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Professor Frink : According to the Gas Chromatograph the Secret Ingredient to a Flaming Moe is... LO...Show more »
Professor Frink : According to the Gas Chromatograph the Secret Ingredient to a Flaming Moe is... LOVE? Who's been screwing with this thing!
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Homer : And should I reveal any of the secrets entrusted to me, may my belly swell up and my head be...Show more »
Homer : And should I reveal any of the secrets entrusted to me, may my belly swell up and my head be plucked of all but two hairs...
Moe : I think he should take a different Oath.
Chief Stonecutter : We all take the same Oath!
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Moe : I think he should take a different Oath.
Chief Stonecutter : We all take the same Oath!
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Professor Frink : [Homer is a Chiropracter] Will this help my Sciatica?
Homer : I don't know wh...Show more »
Homer : I don't know wh...Show more »
Professor Frink : [Homer is a Chiropracter] Will this help my Sciatica?
Homer : I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say "Yes!"
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Homer : I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say "Yes!"
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Milhouse : [Disguised as Kirk] I'd like two milks, then tell us where babies come from.
Moe : W...Show more »
Moe : W...Show more »
Milhouse : [Disguised as Kirk] I'd like two milks, then tell us where babies come from.
Moe : Well, in my case, my Mother was hit with a Voodoo Curse, I gestated for 15 months and came out backwards and on fire. Five days later my tail fell off. See? Good times.
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Moe : Well, in my case, my Mother was hit with a Voodoo Curse, I gestated for 15 months and came out backwards and on fire. Five days later my tail fell off. See? Good times.
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Superintendent Chalmers : [Vaudeville] What I am asking you is "Who's on first?"
Principal Skin...Show more »
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Superintendent Chalmers : [Vaudeville] What I am asking you is "Who's on first?"
Principal Skinner : A man called Hoo is on First Base, whose name confusingly sounds like the question "Who?"
Superintendent Chalmers : Well, Seymour, you have ruined the Act. Ya sexless freak.
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Principal Skinner : A man called Hoo is on First Base, whose name confusingly sounds like the question "Who?"
Superintendent Chalmers : Well, Seymour, you have ruined the Act. Ya sexless freak.
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Moe : Like my Uncle says, sooner or later everybody gets shot.
Moe : Like my Uncle says, sooner or later everybody gets shot.
Moe : [Homer is searching for his soul mate] I'm more of a well-wisher. Meaning that I don't wish ...Show more »
Moe : [Homer is searching for his soul mate] I'm more of a well-wisher. Meaning that I don't wish you any specific harm.
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Captain McCallister : All I want is a friend who's not a work-friend!
Captain McCallister : All I want is a friend who's not a work-friend!
Captain McCallister : You're the boy that does healing miracles, arrrrrren't ya?
Bart : I don't d...Show more »
Bart : I don't d...Show more »
Captain McCallister : You're the boy that does healing miracles, arrrrrren't ya?
Bart : I don't do that anymore. I am no healer.
Captain McCallister : Arrr. I guess I'll have to find someone else to help me with my crippling depression.
[wanders away]
Bart : And I thought he had it all.
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Bart : I don't do that anymore. I am no healer.
Captain McCallister : Arrr. I guess I'll have to find someone else to help me with my crippling depression.
[wanders away]
Bart : And I thought he had it all.
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Superintendent Chalmers : I do not belong here! I am not bald, I am balding! Why doesn't anyone resp...Show more »
Superintendent Chalmers : I do not belong here! I am not bald, I am balding! Why doesn't anyone respect the Ding?
Principal Skinner : I respect the Ding, Sir!
Superintendent Chalmers : What in God's name are you talking about?
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Principal Skinner : I respect the Ding, Sir!
Superintendent Chalmers : What in God's name are you talking about?
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Homer : [Pinchy is nipped by a crab] Hey! You don't have to take that from a punk-ass crab! What's...Show more »
Homer : [Pinchy is nipped by a crab] Hey! You don't have to take that from a punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you?
Captain McCallister : Arrr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him.
Marge : Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!
Captain McCallister : Sorry, it's usually the Mother. I run an academy for lobsters, we stress tough love and discipline, if you want to try it.
Marge : No! We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Captain McCallister : Arr, then answer me this: do you have any loose change?
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Captain McCallister : Arrr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him.
Marge : Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!
Captain McCallister : Sorry, it's usually the Mother. I run an academy for lobsters, we stress tough love and discipline, if you want to try it.
Marge : No! We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Captain McCallister : Arr, then answer me this: do you have any loose change?
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Moe : How can they be playing Quidditch when four of the seven Horcruxes are still unfound?
Moe : How can they be playing Quidditch when four of the seven Horcruxes are still unfound?
Moe : My Doctor says it's best that I don't sleep.
Moe : My Doctor says it's best that I don't sleep.
Carl : To the special magic, that comes from inside, that is Guy Stuff!
Moe : Yeah, I would say I...Show more »
Moe : Yeah, I would say I...Show more »
Carl : To the special magic, that comes from inside, that is Guy Stuff!
Moe : Yeah, I would say I love you but I don't want to say it and you don't want to hear it!
Lenny : To Nothing!
[Clink]
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Moe : Yeah, I would say I love you but I don't want to say it and you don't want to hear it!
Lenny : To Nothing!
[Clink]
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Marge : [Blind date] Please, don't be a freak.
Captain McCallister : [singing in the dark] Me...Show more »
Captain McCallister : [singing in the dark] Me...Show more »
Marge : [Blind date] Please, don't be a freak.
Captain McCallister : [singing in the dark] Met her on the Mountain! There I took her life! Met her on the Mountain! Stabbed her with my Knife!
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Captain McCallister : [singing in the dark] Met her on the Mountain! There I took her life! Met her on the Mountain! Stabbed her with my Knife!
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Superintendent Chalmers : [tractored from behind by Bart] I was going to make you Deputy Superinte...Show more »
Superintendent Chalmers : [tractored from behind by Bart] I was going to make you Deputy Superintendent, but now that plum goes to Holloway!
Principal Skinner : Holloway? But he's a drunk!
Superintendent Chalmers : And a pill-popper! And what is a Dinner Lady doing posing as a Nurse?
Lunchlady Doris : I get two paychecks this way.
Superintendent Chalmers : D'oh.
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Principal Skinner : Holloway? But he's a drunk!
Superintendent Chalmers : And a pill-popper! And what is a Dinner Lady doing posing as a Nurse?
Lunchlady Doris : I get two paychecks this way.
Superintendent Chalmers : D'oh.
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Chief Wiggum : Esquilax!
Chief Wiggum : Esquilax!
Professor Frink : I was trying to spare the child's feelings you insensitive clod.
Professor Frink : I was trying to spare the child's feelings you insensitive clod.
Moe : [playing the lead of his own spinoff] I'm so desperately lonely.
[the studio audience eru...Show more »
[the studio audience eru...Show more »
Moe : [playing the lead of his own spinoff] I'm so desperately lonely.
[the studio audience erupts into laughter]
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[the studio audience erupts into laughter]
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Moe : William Faulkner could write an exhaust-pipe joke that would really make you think.
Moe : William Faulkner could write an exhaust-pipe joke that would really make you think.
Chief Wiggum : Why are the pretty ones always insane?
Chief Wiggum : Why are the pretty ones always insane?
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
