Lassparri : Never in my life have I received such treatment. They threw an apple at me.
Otis B. Driftwood : Well, watermelons are out of season.
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Lassparri : [costumed as Pagliacci]  Now, what have you got to say to me?
Otis B. Driftwood : Just this - can you sleep on your stomach with such big buttons on your pajamas?
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Lassparri : What do you mean by humiliating me in front of all of those people? You're fired! Do you understand? You're fired!
Otis B. Driftwood : Hey, you big bully. What's the idea of hitting that little bully?
Lassparri : Will you kindly let me handle my own affairs? Get out!
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