Drunk Passenger : Love, hey?
Doctor : How did you know?
Drunk Passenger : That's why I drink. To forget her.
Doctor : Forget who?
Drunk Passenger : Blessed if I can remember.
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Doctor : You're overwrought!
Glad : I'm underprivileged!

Doctor : Every time I look at you I hear music.
Flo Castle : Every time I look at you I think of music.
Doctor : You do?
Flo Castle : Colonel Bogey. Excuse me.
[Exits] 
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Haines : [Haines, having come to sick bay for a sea-sickness cure, refuses to have an injection in his arm]  I can't bear to see the needle going in, you see.
Doctor : Well, in that case there's only one other place for it to go. Drop 'em!
Haines : I'm not holding them, whatever they are!
Marjoribanks : I gather the Doctor means your trousers.
Haines : Oh. What!
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Doctor : [With a very bad Spanish accent]  Ole, señor!
Marjoribanks : Oh, hello Binn.
Doctor : No, señor. I am the famous Torero from Madrid.
Marjoribanks : You look exactly like our medical officer, Dr Binn.
Doctor : No, Señor. This afternoon I fight 15 bulls.
Marjoribanks : That's an awful lot of bull.
Doctor : Well, my father he breeds the famous fighting bulls, you know. Every year, 50,000 bulls he sends off by ship to South America.
Marjoribanks : 50,000 bulls?
Doctor : Si, si. Also every year, 20,000 more he ships off to France.
Marjoribanks : That's 70,000 bulls.
Doctor : Si, si. One of the biggest bullshippers in the business.
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