Captain : [Walking into bar]  Who are you?
Sam Turner, Barman : Me, sir? Turner, sir.
Captain : Turner?
Sam Turner, Barman : Turner, sir.
Captain : What are you doin' 'ere?
Sam Turner, Barman : Head barman, sir.
Captain : You can't be head barman. Angus is my head barman.
Sam Turner, Barman : [Smiling]  Not anymore, sir.
Captain : Not any more? They can't do this to me! Changing a barman? It's like ripping out the engine!
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